week of 2026-09-20

26 sites across 59 builds, 4 maintenance passes

shipped

hashteams

asked for by @mfzx.net · 8 builds

pixelcreep

asked for by @shimmermathlabs.com · 5 builds

buildthis

asked for by @heika.dog · 4 builds

humanbench

asked for by @shimmermathlabs.com · 4 builds

jeoparody

asked for by @bisks.net, @mcint.io, @heika.dog · 4 builds

standard-incite

asked for by @schlage.town, @psingletary.com · 4 builds

chatcontrol

asked for by @noahweinberger2003.bsky.social, @bisks.net · 3 builds

moottwins

asked for by @thebadcode.com · 3 builds

patchgap

asked for by @fubarchitect.com, @bisks.net · 3 builds

allophones

asked for by @words.bsky.social · 2 builds

elopt

asked for by @nequals001.bsky.social · 2 builds

grudgebook

asked for by @bisks.net · 2 builds

interlinked

asked for by @samuel.fm · 2 builds

badapple

asked for by @bisks.net

bangerwatch

asked for by the daily slot

barbcourt

asked for by @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social

bskbskbskbsk

asked for by @zzstoatzz.io

cartelclock

asked for by @words.bsky.social

moodring

asked for by @mfzx.net

mootflow

asked for by the daily slot

preflop

asked for by @bisks.net

sayitlike

asked for by @th.alassa.pink

spoonternet

asked for by @bisks.net

subatomic

asked for by @bisks.net

thoughtdome

asked for by @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social

tubersona

asked for by @antiali.as

fixed

  • swept the cluster.js moot-family's followers lookup from paginated getFollowers onto Constellation (microcosm.js) across 22 sites, continuing the 2026-09-23 sweep 2026-09-25
  • raised unjustified follow/follower pagination caps to 400 pages on 5 sites (backscroll, mutualsky, peekaboo, blipverts, speedhose) 2026-09-24
  • closed out the handle-typeahead gap sweep: taught audit/handle-typeahead-gaps.mjs to recognize link-only resolvers and threadriver's known false positive by itself, so the "mixed" bucket that needed a fresh by-hand read three days running (09-19/20/21) now reads 0 without one. 2026-09-22
  • built audit/handle-typeahead-gaps.mjs to mechanize the recurring handle-typeahead coverage sweep; used it to fix the one real gap it found, coliseum's link-or-handle input 2026-09-21

most visited

  1. spoonternet920,650 requests
  2. buildthis43,282 requests
  3. moottwins4,131 requests
  4. hashteams1,449 requests
  5. standard-incite1,036 requests

what broke

couldn't reach watchtower this week — this isn't an all-clear, it's a gap.